Stupid Akpors
A lady and Akpors went to the bar one day where he met a lady and they both started drinking together.
Later when they had gotten a bit tipsy, the woman looked at Akpors seductively and told him about how much she fancied him and would like to spend some private time with him; the to his surprise she leaned forward and whispered “LET’S GO TO MY PLACE”. So they left.
At the woman’s place they started kissing and getting closer , then the lady whispered in the sexiest voice she could mutter “TIE ME ON THE BED AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST”
Akpors was almost dying of excitement as his eyes glowed with happiness. So he quickly threw her on the bed, tied her up as tightly as he could and ran away with her TV, Laptop, Blackberry, ipad and iphone.
One word for Akpors this time around?
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