Akpors and Aboki
Akpors was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).
The following dialogue transpired between them:
Akpors: You get loaf of bread? Aboki: yes
Akpors: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between
Aboki: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer, is quickly doing as he is instructed). Akpors: You get egg?
Aboki: yes customer
Akpors: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread. Aboki: Okay customer
Akpors: You get sardine? Aboki: yes customer everything dey.
Akpors: put two sardine inside the bread.
Aboki: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he’ll make a lot of money)
Akpors: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me.
Aboki: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
Akpors: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!
If you were the guy what would you do to Akpors?
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